Dear Mr (With Magic) Trump

Dear Mr Trump, 

I know you are the ruler of the world now, so technically I am of lower rank than you, meaning you don’t technically have to read this letter. But, as you know, we humans are still suffering from mass population extinction, as some people might say, due to YOUR rulership. I sincerely advise you invest more in medical supplies for the future. 

Yours truly, 

Population Spokesman